riseofthecommonwoodpile:

"underutilized romantic resource" is a really great phrase to express the complete soullessness of love under late capitalism and I’m glad john green unintentionally created that phrase it speaks volumes about the modern friendly face of exploitative mindsets

9 minutes agoriseofthecommonwoodpile 5 notes

foxfamilyfeatures:

welcome to the *puts on dank coat, big hat, charming smile* murder zone *begins strutting around laughing rhythmically* i am gay 

3 hours agomonetizeyourcatfoxfamilyfeatures 237 notes
subgirlygirl:

Sometimes the Universe steps in and provides you with exactly what you need at any given moment.
Thank you, Universe.

subgirlygirl:

Sometimes the Universe steps in and provides you with exactly what you need at any given moment.

Thank you, Universe.

4 hours agogoldenturdtwopointohponiesinthedark 10,296 notes

i feel like y’all were more pissed off at macklemore for beating kendrick lamar than at john green for being included over laverne cox

both of them gave weird “apologies” about it afterwards

at least back then nobody was all the sudden defending macklemore because it suddenly stopped being cool to find him annoying?

weird

4 hours ago
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discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

5 hours agomonetizeyourcatshreksforthememories 39,897 notes

tomfuckinmison:

this is a religious experience

5 hours agotaylorswifthecreatorfreddieboychilton 46,673 notes

maybe if i ignore her, my coworker will stop texting me about wanting to fuck 

5 hours ago 1 note
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ms-dos5:

Windows 98 version of “The Microsoft Sound”

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