"underutilized romantic resource" is a really great phrase to express the complete soullessness of love under late capitalism and I’m glad john green unintentionally created that phrase it speaks volumes about the modern friendly face of exploitative mindsets
welcome to the *puts on dank coat, big hat, charming smile* murder zone *begins strutting around laughing rhythmically* i am gay
i feel like y’all were more pissed off at macklemore for beating kendrick lamar than at john green for being included over laverne cox
both of them gave weird “apologies” about it afterwards
at least back then nobody was all the sudden defending macklemore because it suddenly stopped being cool to find him annoying?
maybe if i ignore her, my coworker will stop texting me about wanting to fuck
Windows 98 version of “The Microsoft Sound”